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An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
schmele by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

schmeller 

The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!
schmeller by Marshall November 1, 2004
An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
Schmele by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

schmullin' 

1)The art of sitting on your ass all day. 2)To be a schmull.
I wish I was schmullin' like the big guy at work.
schmullin' by Jabber September 14, 2003

Schmelegula

Referring to the whole sequence of events.Similar to "the whole enchilada" usage common in the 70's.
I went through the entire description, the whole schmelegula, just to make sure they understood.
Schmelegula by ron eaton October 5, 2007

schuelerisation 

The innate ability to mind fuck someone without them even knowing it.
Did you see how she completely changed her opinion afterwards?

Total 180.

She got Schuelerised!

#Schuelerisation
schuelerisation by Koalita October 11, 2016