schmoo

To be knocked unconscious with penis.

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

by Jimmy The Douche March 9, 2004

Schmoogly Schmoo

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

by beebsington April 26, 2010

schmoo pig

A schmoo pig is a cute little animal that occasionally grunts like a pig when playing or eating

Aw look at the little schmoo pig eating

by Serendipityheart37 February 29, 2016

uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

schmoo

SPERM, CUM, whtever you like to call it

mmm, your schmoo tastes like ginger ale

by Cletis McFuck May 15, 2004

schmee schmoo

a word used to answer questions when you dont know the answer. this word can also be used in place of any word in the engish language

(while getting arrested)
officer- you do not have to say anything, if you do...........may be used as evidence....

user- schmee schmoo

by hadriantracygavin April 16, 2011

schmoo

`AND((PG_SLEEP(13))::CHAR)!=`

wah schmoo, wah?

by jelly_rampage September 16, 2023