schmitt

the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.

"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"

by osh posh May 27, 2008

schmiddy

Bearded hipster term used by micro breweries for a glass of beer that's less, in volume, than a schooner and usually more than a pot or middy.

Free schmiddy of pale ale with every gluten free kale and tofu pizza salad.

by YoNally June 12, 2019

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

by DB|DB May 11, 2011

Ms Schmidtgall

Some crazy ass teacher who went to jail for illegal cryptocurrency mining and then again for running a student over with a bus

Student 1: please don't pull a ms schmidtgall
Teacher: mines cryptocurrency

by Poetiscool July 13, 2022

schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.

"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.

by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

Schmidt

Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.

Surname Origin: German

ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ

That's so Schmidt.

by susan1992 December 14, 2010

Dirty Schmiddy

The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.

The Dirty Schmiddy: Picture a cieling fan with stirups.

by Backyard B February 14, 2010