schmerr

Good cocaine, commonly used to party really bad and fuck chicks.

"hey bro you want to hit a line of schmerr"
"schmerr schmerr schmerr"
"I have so much schmerr in my nose I am going to fuck so many sluts"

by GJC66 December 20, 2009

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

schmertz

To defecate, esp. with a strong offensive odor.

Oy vey! Who schmertzed in the schvitz?!

by Kip Kipling March 13, 2011

schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

schmerm

scherm stands for anything ... it is a generic word that has any meaning you want it to have ... people should be able to figure out what you mean when you say schmerm by the context it is used it

What should we do with this report?

I think we should just schmerm it.

by plarson July 7, 2010

Schmorf

When something/someone sucks - but you want to keep it on the DL

This 8am class is schmorf

by Schmorf September 15, 2016

schmerg

The word you say to someone when you don't want to say "I really like you a lot... really i do," because that's just awkward and uncomfortable and you do like them more than just liking them, but its too early in the relationship to say "love." So this communicates the feeling without the awkward sentence.

"These last three months have been really wonderful I just want to say that I schmerg you..."

"I love you too!"

"No no, I'm not at that point yet... I schmerg you."

by Copaedalmikacr January 11, 2009