schdatenfreude

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.

The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude.

by playtiming January 2, 2009

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

schaneen

Beautiful, educated trap queen, who will read any bitch who try to play in my face!

Schaneen, is brilliant

by Schaneen March 13, 2017

Schlanted

fucked up or high

Person 1: "how you doing man"
Person 2: "Bitch I'm SCHLANTED

by sadboynate August 28, 2018

Schartenfreude

To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.

That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.

by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020

Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.

Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.

by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021