schLonging 

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

schLonging by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

Slothing 

The sexual act of a female partner hanging from the male by wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, simialr to the position of a sloth hanging from a tree branch. The motion is continued by the male moving his hips in the standard motion for penetration, resulting in 'Slothing'.

Boy: Hey girl, want to have sex?
Girl: Yeah baby, what position do you fancy?
Boy: I'm up for some Slothing...
Girl: Give it to me.

Slothing by ballabriggs March 7, 2012

Schlonging 

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

Schlonging by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005

Schlogging 

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

Schlogging by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

Slothing 

to throw your body onto another yelling,"SLOTH!!!" and dragging them to the ground by their neck.

i tried slothing this kid today and it worked.

Slothing by seavdaddy September 22, 2010

schlorking 

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

schlorking by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

slothing out 

staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.

Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?

Nah, I just plan on "slothing out" tonight.

slothing out by muddieddesire August 5, 2012