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schlobber

One who schlobs.
Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.
by harry flashman October 11, 2003
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Schlob

A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings.

Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob
Wow, this guy is a real schlob

I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it

Last time this schlob will get an invite
by Bigmikeandtheboys February 13, 2018
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schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra
Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.
by Wordup November 20, 2003
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Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011
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schlobbernogged

When you’re too wasted to speak actual words
“Dude im schlobbernogged”
My mom is calling dude I can’t answer I’m too schlobbernogged”
by Jujubop January 5, 2018
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schlobians

A group of people that are shlobie’s biggest fans
The schlobians are uniting!
by Schlobie March 1, 2019
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Schlob Knocker

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”
“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”
by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019
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