An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.
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- n. When your ski pants get caught underneeth the safety bar and they become impossible to remove. Often occurs from lack of focus or watching other skiers.
by Gabe Lewis January 9, 2009
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One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
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Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication.
Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication.
Let me schaggle some of those french fries.
Go to hell you Motha Schaggler!
Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good.
Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled.
Multiple Use:
Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler".
Go to hell you Motha Schaggler!
Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good.
Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled.
Multiple Use:
Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler".
by Cameron McVicker February 2, 2008
Get the Schnaggle mug.Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.
True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.
Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.
Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".
Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"
Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"
Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
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