sclanders

A member of the cat family, known for its kind nature and loving heart. Described as the joker of the cats, specialising in hunting its prey through hugging for a long duration of time or laughing them into a comatose state.

That sclanders just hugged a dear for 6 hours.

by bananasandwich February 20, 2011

Schlanker

A girl that's not a ten

I got with the is girl, she was a schlanker ...
She's hot, but her friends a schlank.

by Hugodaboss August 21, 2017

schlanked

Utterly fucked up beyond all recognition by elicit substances such as killa kush, xanys, or alcohol.

My boy has been schlanked all week, he can’t even remember his name.

by XxskeetskeetmotherfuckerxX October 27, 2017

Schlanser

A great caring Family from many places. The best part is from Michigan though. This family has a lot of militarians.

The Schlanser Family son just joined the army

by Sadie82 April 21, 2020

Schlarden wardin khardin bwak

Its the pleasurable sound a Russian Albino man makes while he's in a conversation with another man who speaks really valid points due to which the first man gets zoned out and loses the meaning of his existence and has a sudden urge to fuck a thicc black anime girl

Vladmir: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU THATS HITLER AS FUCK
Gluten: ok
Vladmir: SCHLARDEN WARDIN KHARDIN BWAK mf

by Cute as fuck apricot September 27, 2020

Schlangender

Schlangender is a gender identity where the person who identifies as it commonly used multiple pronouns but have no idea what they identify as other than schlangender. Also, almost all of them watch or have watched series and things related to popular YouTuber Jschlatt.

Bob: hey dude, did you know that Micheal now identifies as Schlangender?
Marc: what
Micheal: schlagg lmao

by that one peanutist December 2, 2020

schanderl

bitch of a name that’s always misspelled for shandler or schindler (dk how)
people w this name often say they have german heritage (they probably do) like it’s a trait to have
they’re also very hot and tend to be amazing kissers mwah
if u don’t have this name u can’t call urself alternative. (jk <3)

boy1: what’s that girl’s name
boy2: oh that’s that schanderl girl she’s so hot
girl1: oof ikr

by bigtittygothfairy January 14, 2021