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schizophrenia stick 

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

shizophrenia 

you spelled schizophrenia wrong retard...
actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
shizophrenia by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010

Shower Schizophrenia 

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.
Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia 

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.
Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.

Schizophrenia 

A severe and chronic mental disorder characterised by many serious psychological symptoms, not least psychosis (delusions, hallucinations, paranoia), fragmented thought processes, grossly disorganised speech and behaviour and social withdrawal.
He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia upon being sectioned under the mental health act.
Schizophrenia by Doc_B April 13, 2015

schizophrenia 

A neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by positive symptoms (hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thought and speech) and by negative symptoms (deficiencies in experiencing pleasure or motivation).

The disorder usually develops in late adolescence or early adulthood, the time when the brain fully matures.

Treatment includes antipsychotics, which usually have a large effect on symptoms, however compliance is usually poor due to their severe side effects. Cognitive function usually does not improve with treatment, and is a major source of disability.

Heritability is estimated to be about 80%. Genetic studies implicate general neurodevelopmental pathways, and especially sperm function, the immune system, DNA repair and synaptic development. Environmental factors include problems during pregnancy, advanced parental age, childhood adversity, an urban environment, cannabis use in childhood or adolescence and addiction to alcohol or stimulants.

Complications include suicide (about 5%), uncemployment (about 85%) and social isolation.

About 0.5% of people suffer from schizophrenia.
The mathematician John Nash had schizophrenia.
schizophrenia by category December 22, 2020