Schafer

Being ultra-safe, cool, rad, hip, off the chain. If it's cool but not safe, it's schafer.

Dixon: Anyone watching Concrete Circus? It's pretty schafer.
Liam: What the fuck is schafer?
Dixon: It's schweet but with auto-correct on.
Liam: Wow, that's schafer.

by L.L.Cool.J August 19, 2011

Gustav Schäfer

The drummer of the German rock band Tokio Hotel. More often than not, he can be seen sitting quietly in the background of interviews while the twins Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz do most of the talking. Despite his quiet image, he is known to have a great sense of humor and can easily become very irratable.

His musical influence is mostly Metallica.

Gustav Schäfer was born on September 8, 1988. Which makes him the second oldest member next to Georg Listing.

by Vaiyala August 4, 2008

Schafferidium

An extremely rare element often used in science classrooms.

What kind of element is that?
Oh, its Schafferidium.

by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018

Schaeffer Academy

A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:

1. The yearbook password for the computer lab

2. Every student and their cousin's name

3. The Apostle's Creed

4. Who Francis Schaeffer is

5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia

To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.

Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.

2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.

*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.

I learned Latin at Schaeffer Academy for 6 years, and I still can't speak it!

by imonasafari September 27, 2011

Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.

I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!

by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011

Dylan Schafer

He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish

Dylan Schafer breaks shit.

by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022