Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017

lesbian stampede

A thing I kept saying. so, I made this as a a response to a post by a girl gamer friend of mine.

I'll define it as: being a boy and admitting your crush at a girl, only to find out she was into girls. (Especially if it's not the first girl to be this case)

I keep falling for cute girls at ky school. I didn't know it was a lesbian stampede.

by UncleRody May 25, 2021

Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.

“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

“Oh fuck!”

by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

finger stampede

The act of rapidly tapping your fingers against a hard service, such as a school desk or table. Somewhat sounds like a large amount of tiny hooves pelting the ground in, as the name suggests, a stampede.

Watch out; finger stampede at John's desk!

by plain goldfish January 24, 2011

Vash the stampede

a cute mama's boy/pervert
that fights for "love and peace" and eats the fried cyclops (AKA donuts)

Does he like bagels too

We know we do!!!

by BJ and MJ December 30, 2003

Nerd Stampede

A large drove of nerds entering panic when:
-Someone has made a typographical error.
-There are updates released for MMO games.
-Someone posts porn on their message board.
-Someone says "sport" out loud.

Nerd Stampede:
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 24 | Topic views: 353
*someone posts porn and gets banned*
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 1256 | Topic views: 22681

by Politixxx July 27, 2010