Saxophone

The best instrument in the world, and one of the coolist to play!

Those saxophone players are so cool!

by saxychick November 2, 2009

Saxophone

The Saxophone, often abbreviated as just Sax, is a hybrid woodwind instrument invented by Adolf Sax in the 1800s. The highest is the sopranino saxophone, descending down through soprano, alto, tenor, baritone, bass, contrabass, and subcontrabass. Saxophones are considered as one of the sexiest instruments in the band if not the most. Saxophone players tend to be male, and are typically disliked by upper woodwind players, and favored by brass players. The Saxophone is most famous for its use in jazz music.

Johnny is so chill, he plays the barri saxophone!

by Achromatic Chameleon June 1, 2018

Contrabass Saxophone

Likely one of the lowest members of the Saxophone family. Stands at around 6 1/2 feet tall and weighs around 45-50 pounds. Less than 30 are believed to exist worldwide.

Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...

Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.

Guy 1: What is that you're playing?

Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.

Guy 1: Whoah...

Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.

by jump5 March 21, 2011

Saxophone player

A person who plays the saxophone. That's it. Jacob.

Woah look at those saxophone players playing the saxophone! Insane!

by Guy who looks like a crouton January 27, 2017

sexaphonic

Used to represent the epitome of sexiness. (The greatest level that sexiness can achieve.)

"Damn that hoe thought she was sexaphonic until I strangled her."
or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.

by 47X September 26, 2005

Saxophone

An instrument that people will make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

He played the saxophone

by Buddythepet107 November 5, 2018

saxophone

perhaps the revolutionary instrument that has a complex genetic make-up, it originates from the mating of a clarinet, a lame instrument, and a french horn, the retarded off spring of a trumpet and a trombone. Together they formed a new instrument is really sexy, known for every sexual aspect about it, such as the size of it's wood it uses to make sweet music.

Jason: hey hot stuff, wanna make some sweet music with my big saxophones?

by Mike Rzystoopa February 20, 2008