Gojo Satoru

Hottest motherfucker to live on earth (but not even real)

White hair, eyes that Mappa put all their life savings on, and a 5ft cock (speaking from experience)

Gege hates Satoru Gojo. I don't know why but now we know why Satoru is now a kitkat.

God damn.
Your man: "Hi babe!"

You: "I wanna break up"

Your man: "What?! Why?!"

You: "I met someone better, his name is Gojo Satoru."

Your man: "Oh understandable."

You: "Bye"

Your man: "Bye"
by Hitorizzz_ February 26, 2024
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Gojo Satoru

Famous anime character from jujutsu Kaisen. White hair blue eyes. 6’3. a teacher at jujutsu hair. really fine!! lost his boyfriend. cut in half! he is the strongest. he has cake
let’s go/ jo!
are you satoru gojo because your the strongest or are you the strongest because your satoru gojo?
let’s go Gojo satoru!
by 123poopie December 03, 2023
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"Yo is that Gojo Satoru? The Strongest?"
"Yes."
by Suguru Geto October 13, 2023
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Satoru Gojo

A blind looking ahh old guy who has a homicide record for firing a purple ball at a homeless guy.
Person 1: Ayo did you see Satoru Gojo do that Hollow Purple?
Person 2: Bro he fucked up my house with that
Person 1: dang
by July 10, 2024
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"Yo did you see the new episode? Yeah i heard Satoru Gojo is coming back"
by x0xomu1 January 29, 2024
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