Sassafrassin

a term used by cowboys as they mumble and grumble away. also used by elderly folks

“OH WHY YOU… (forgets it and walks away) mumbles* no good sassafrassin…”

by badonkers June 19, 2023

Sassassination

Assassinating someone with your sass, i.e. killing someone with how cool you are.

She killed him with her sass. It was a straight-up sassassination.

by IMadeUpSassassination October 7, 2016

SassaFras

A Big Horny Homosexual Monkey.

Tenacious D "SpiderMan"

by Gumby July 31, 2003

Sassafras Sal

1. "Hip" and "Cool."
2. Gang member.
3. Someone with 99 problems...

Wow! That book was totally Sassafras Sal

Yeah, that was Sal

by immabeast017 April 28, 2011

Sassassin

noun: A formerly silent lurker who suddenly breaks silence to deliver the perfect burn.

"Damn Dave, you just came out of nowhere with that 'fat dumpling' line, you a sassassin!"

by Knotches December 6, 2018

sassassinate

To be cheeky or rude to a person in a direct or pointed way.

Guy 1: Watch as I sassassinate this other guy.
Guy 2: Okay.
Guy 1 (to Guy 3): Dang your face is ugly. I bet even your mum has issues loving you.
Guy 3 cries.
Guy 2: Oh man, you sassassinated him!

by jellybeansoup December 6, 2011

Sassafrass

So your doing a chick really hard and you begin to perspire. After you blow your load you pull out your sweaty dick and slap her in her dumb face while yelling SASSAFRASS!!!!! then run home and watch Baseball Tonight.

me and marge were slapping skins and i got bored and decided to sassafrass her. right after i got my clothes on and went home to watch baseball tonight

by rude mcdougal May 15, 2006