sargent senpai

a hot guy in military school

me: hey look it's sargent senpai.

friend: .........

me: i mean josh.

by lauren lana February 8, 2017

sargent schultz shot

In golf, when one hits a really bad shot, the golfer makes another shot, while his/her partners look away, muttingering to themselves, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I feel nothing," from Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. It is like a mulligan, but it doesn't count as one.

I'm taking a Sargent Schultz shot here. We say, "OK."

by profpaulv September 23, 2020

robert sargent

An extremely obese kid that likes to eat and he is very fat. He takes pride in his back folds.

Robert Sargent is fat fat faggot

by Death to all colored June 22, 2016

Logan Sargent

Logan Sargent is one of the least known f1 drivers AND he resigned with williams on the 1st of December. Gonna be a big driver ine day

Hey you know Logan Sargent finally resigned with Williams on the 1st of December

by Dr pepper is the best December 2, 2023

Sargent

Sargent is the ultimate state of being. It is the pinnacle of class, the highest of ambition and aspiration, the most sophisticated culinary, culture, arts and interior design taste. It is the appreciation of and participation in the finer things in the life, and an alert aversion and intense dislike of opposing ways of life, such as laziness, money-scrounging behaviours, lack of ambition, self-pity, immaturity, narcissism and victim complexes. It is a perpetuation of confidence without being arrogant, the acknowledgment of respect and inclusion without virtue-signalling and while staying realistic. It is the embodiment of life as an opportunity and a one time chance to excel, and the reminder that some people were simply born for the finer things in life.

Look at Ava drinking Dom Perignon on her balcony. She’s so Sargent.

Max stayed up all night gaming again and still doesn’t have a job? Well that’s not very Sargent, is it Linda?

by Jake Rigby May 17, 2025