When you go to a young peoples meetup group and it turns out to be over run by retirees with grey hair. They do not like being called old. They prefer young and fun. So they allow you to stay as long as you volunteer to be their slave. You cook them food, serve them drinks, ladel their soup, shine their shoes, wax their little red sport cars, and rub their moldy feet for a nickle per hour.
Joe: last night I went to the young peoples networking event on meetup
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd
by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016
Get the Sarasota'd mug.the school that is the definition of trash. white girls who wear only gymshark and lulu to make their ass look fat, and flat iron their hair to the point of breakage. the football team yells “ramchop” every year just to get absolutely pummeled by riverview. the boys wear cutout shirts to show off their side boobs and minuscule arms while wearing 5-inch inseams that go so far up their ass that they just might be gay. the bathrooms are vile. every stall has graffiti ranging from motivational quotes to the n-word. but hey, if you don’t have nic, someone in the bathroom got you! and the security guards have given up a long time ago. SHS is the only school where you can say that the security guard fought chuck norris. keep lookout for the student section at the football games, though, because if you walk under them, they will bark so loud in your ear that you will have a migraine for the next 2-5 hours. if your type of girl is pick
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
me, and if you’re a nic feind, shs is the school for you!
student 1: “do you see that giggly little bitch with the pin straight hair and push-up bra?”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
student 2: “yeah, she probably goes to Sarasota High School.”
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Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
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person: where’d you go to school last year?
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
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