Inserting a beer bong in your butt and waiting for your brother to fill it with a mixture of Cigar City Jai Alai (or Fancy Papers), Noble Vines 242, and Jameson Cask Mates.
Gotta catch up to you fuckers who have been day drinking. Time for a Sarasota Buttplug. No, Terry, not a Minnesota Cuntrug.... That's completely different.
by PootyFrebblea July 29, 2022
Ahh Sota lemme explain this place growing up there from 0-14. Sarasota known to jits from there as Sota is a quiet area half rich half poor outside looking in it looks rich and beautiful as it is but there is another side most people dont know about. Drugs, Violence, Gangs. If you think you should move there to start a family make sure your kid is either a buster or go to the good parts because while it looks amazing me growing up there I ended up in a gang (Old heads would call us fake but we really wasnt) and I started popping pills and smoking alot of weed (started smoking around 13) now im not saying its because of sarasota but the people there who are from there arent what the people who moved there are. I grew up around some people who I joined and found my way into a life that isnt what sarasota looks like now im not saying sota is ghetto or the hood bc it aint well except new town LMAO but it has its downs like I said ive seen jits in mcintosh middle school carrying box cutters bc they had opps n shit im not saying i was apart of this to show off but I need people to see what sarasota really is. Sota is beautiful and not unsafe but if you look for it you will find crazy shit. I bought my first blade on the school bus cuh this shii ain nun to play wit shiid ive had knives pulled on me in sota. Igh now that we dont wit da definiton FUCK SPAHN STREET BITCH SPAHNK LEMME SEE ONE OF YALL SPAHN ST JITS AROUND YALL CATCHIN ONE ON MY SOUL
by SotaJitt May 11, 2022
A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida
by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021
the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
scs student: sarasota christian school
person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.
by Le Stefan August 25, 2018