Sarasota

A city in SW Florida that is 50% elderly retirees, 25% black thugs, and 25% white trailer trash meth or heroin addicts. The blacks and dirty whites constantly try to kill themselves and each other off, while the old folks call 911 to complain about all the noise from the gunfire reaching their penthouse condo. Meanwhile, local police insist there is no crime here.

Straight outta Sarasota yo! Bang bang skeet skeet! Wanna get fcked up? Just do it quiet so granny don't complain!

by Choadly McChoad May 31, 2018

Sarasota

Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.

Because Jim resides in Sarasota, he is doomed. He may as well get high. He's a failure anyway.

by Dan00 August 19, 2008

sarasota handshake

Anal fisting at the end of a sensual massage.

The AMP gets $80 for an hour massage, $50 tip for a happy ending and $100 for a Sarasota Handshake.

by ArnoldBath June 26, 2015

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018

Sarasota Ass

A Sarasota Ass is an ass (whether it be a person or thing) that comes from a pissed off liberal red neck located in good ol’ southern Florida many originating from Jacksonville

Basically what you call someone who is from white trash conservative Florida

Damn she/he must have an a Sarasota ass

by Myhandlewasinusealreadysmh September 16, 2021

sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great

person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry

by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022

Sarasota

Ahh Sota lemme explain this place growing up there from 0-14. Sarasota known to jits from there as Sota is a quiet area half rich half poor outside looking in it looks rich and beautiful as it is but there is another side most people dont know about. Drugs, Violence, Gangs. If you think you should move there to start a family make sure your kid is either a buster or go to the good parts because while it looks amazing me growing up there I ended up in a gang (Old heads would call us fake but we really wasnt) and I started popping pills and smoking alot of weed (started smoking around 13) now im not saying its because of sarasota but the people there who are from there arent what the people who moved there are. I grew up around some people who I joined and found my way into a life that isnt what sarasota looks like now im not saying sota is ghetto or the hood bc it aint well except new town LMAO but it has its downs like I said ive seen jits in mcintosh middle school carrying box cutters bc they had opps n shit im not saying i was apart of this to show off but I need people to see what sarasota really is. Sota is beautiful and not unsafe but if you look for it you will find crazy shit. I bought my first blade on the school bus cuh this shii ain nun to play wit shiid ive had knives pulled on me in sota. Igh now that we dont wit da definiton FUCK SPAHN STREET BITCH SPAHNK LEMME SEE ONE OF YALL SPAHN ST JITS AROUND YALL CATCHIN ONE ON MY SOUL

Sarasota.. Half calm half crazy

by SotaJitt May 10, 2022