Hell's waiting room.
by Madlinx June 4, 2005
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by Snooty the manatee April 5, 2005
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An anti-semit, radical Islamist, and a just plain shitty person. She is a Palestian-American, who tricks and manipulates libtards, and feminists to abandon western values and laws for the most vile in the world Sharia Law. She was the leader of the women March(which is a joke beacuse Sharia Law believes, women are second class citizens who make up the majority of hell, and it's a good idea to mutilate their gentitals.) Sharia Law also says gays, and people who leave Islam should be executed. She is also a cockroach who called for Jihad on Trump, and his supporters.
by Pepethekeke August 14, 2017
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A quick word of advice would be to pick up a Mandarin phrase book before visiting. Saratoga's official car is the Toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new Lexus for your 15th birthday. Most people in Saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. Most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. However it is very safe and a great place to live.
A quick word of advice would be to pick up a Mandarin phrase book before visiting. Saratoga's official car is the Toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new Lexus for your 15th birthday. Most people in Saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. Most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. However it is very safe and a great place to live.
asianQTpiexo89: omg I got a 92% on my last test, my parents wont love me anymore.
fighterforceXX: that is the suxors, sorry ttyl i have to go to chinese school.
Saratoga the land of little imagination and too much work.
fighterforceXX: that is the suxors, sorry ttyl i have to go to chinese school.
Saratoga the land of little imagination and too much work.
by saratoga high student January 17, 2007
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Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!
Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!
Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!
by t_j_holl August 16, 2008
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