Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010

sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Sarah Jessica Parker

1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.

1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.

by gangasta123456789987654321 June 2, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

by Stacy July 26, 2006

Sarah Jean Vanhorn

A really pretty girl who is super fucking sexy. Boys always try to go after her but they can't. She is very well minded and is very strong. She doesn't let people control her and will kick somebody out of her life if they try to mess with her. She is very smart and is very athletic. If you ever get one of these creatures, keep them in your life because they will give you the world. They are very special, don't fuck up.

Person 1: Is the Sarah Jean Vanhorn?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: damn, I wish I had one, she is so sexy!

by ice cream gobbler November 23, 2022

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012