I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her

She don't wanna be saved, don't save her is a verse in J Cole's song "No Role Modelz." To save her means to save a woman from an abusive relationship, saving her from drugs, prostitution, stripping, and men taking advantage of her. To don't save her means to don't save a woman from drugs, prostitution, etc. "She don't wanna be saved" means that women do not wanna be saved. If you do try and save her then she will eventually get back with the horrible lifestyle and go back to drugs and prostitution.

"Dude, after all, I've done for her trying to save her from her abusive ex, she still went back to him." Said Alex. "I told you, She don't wanna be saved, don't save her." Said J Cole.

by ITZactuallySMZ June 8, 2020

Saedi

Saedi is a beast. She kicks ass 24/7. She can also be pretty hot, and every guy is after her. She is referred to as the goddess of Love. What are you waiting for? Go get yourself a SAEDI!!!!

Boy 1:Dude you see that girl right there?
Boy 2: Yeah, what about her?
Boy 1: Her name is Saedi
Boy 2: OH MY GOD I CALL DIBS

Cow: Moooooo
Translation: Man, Saedi is hot af

by XxxSuperxxBaexxx April 12, 2017

cross-shaped rock

Who Would Win?

An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock

Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA

by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

Saeed

The robotic god who teaches electrical and computer engineering and matrices. He absolutely projects insane amounts of energy. He is a comedic genius and can make anyone laugh. One day, he will rule and all will follow. All hail Saeed.

"Is it clear?" Saeed said as he taught me the true meaning of the matrix.

by Solder King April 20, 2018

Sawed Off

A sawed off shotgun, in which the barrel(s) are sawed off to become shorter, for the purpose of the pellets inside the shells to spread out over a vast area. The accuracy is lessened by this but a sawed off 12 gauge is a gully weapon to have.

"...Up into my bag, cuz I gotta get my mask
and shells to put in this 12 gauge sawed off...

by Leathaface July 22, 2003