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A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
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lets go sampson
by largeblackballs July 21, 2010
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A word that is exclaimed in public places for no reason whatsoever. The person who yells 'Sampson' says it quickly, and in a growling voice that startles or confuses strangers. It often happens several times in the span of a minute. People don't know what to think.
Person A: SAMPson!

Stranger B: Did someone just say, Sampson?

Stranger C: That's what it sounded like, but he may have just been clearing his throat.

Person A: SAMPson!

Stranger B: There it is again.

Stranger C: ???
by Where's My Piggy? July 11, 2010
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Sampson Tsai (1954~2001) was a very famous dancer that is born in Taichung city, South Taiwan Nation and is known for showing off his sexual organs while he dances. He is known for his role as Roses in a tragedy stage show called "Titanfinica". The show is about the main male Jack Crano Wu III and female character Roses Head Dickerson . Falls in love with an ship called Titanfinica. After Titanfinica his fame increased a lot ,because he is the first stage show actor that play a role for female character
Sampson Tsai is a very famous dancer the death of him is a true tragedy.
by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 30, 2017
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Noun

A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.

Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?

You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.
by goosta March 26, 2011
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Ryan Sampson

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Jewish bastard. smokes crack, likes boys and pennies.
It's a Jew!
It's a guy!
It's Ryan Sampson
by King Pope Porn March 24, 2009
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