Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011

Samosa Critic

A movie critic who gets sold out very cheaply for some Samosa and cold drink and gives good reviews of worst movies and keeps doing it repeatedly.

This guy used to be so good initially. Now he has become a samosa critic. How can he give positive reviews for such bad movies?

by Disturbed Unicorn February 11, 2022

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

Samosa

Food of choice for FOBs and ABCDs alike. Spicy potatoe wrapped in spicy outer laying. Usually an appetizer.

Rajiv: Oh Parvinder yar, the samosas are boiling it up in here! FOBULOUS!

Parvinder: Thats right! Increase the volume please!

by Zam January 18, 2004

seamonster

A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.

Brother of Conifist

Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?

by Seamonster May 2, 2004

saxons

A Germanic tribe from the regions of Saxony, Lower Saxony, Saxony-Anhalt, Schleswig-Holstiein, North-Rhine Westphalia and part of the Netherlands. Conquered Brittain at the end of Roman rule. The Saxons in Brittain became known as Anglo-Saxons, and ruled for several centuries before being conquered by the Normans. The words "saxon" and "Anglo-Saxon" are used today as buzzwords by hate groups who consider themselves to be of pure, Anglo-Saxon blood, and therefore superior to all other races, whom they term "mud races" or "mud people." Regardless of the fact that the original Saxons seemed to have no qualms about marrying into the indigenous population, as well as the successive waves of conquerors, and indeed seemed to have no idea of race.

The Legend of King Arthur was about the struggle of the old, Celtic Brittain against the Saxons.

by the birds and trees September 17, 2006

symons

To call out of work for no good reason, or to lie to your boss about why you are not at work when you are supposed to be.

"Hey guys, you going to the keg at the log tonight? I'm supposed to work, but I think I'm just gonna symons them!"

by ItsTheCandyman August 24, 2011