The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.

Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!

by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011

Saltine Cracker

A white person that is very salty, or mad.

"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!"
"Shut up you saltine cracker"
*distant screeching*

by TheZephyr07 December 30, 2019

Saltine American

slang for a race comment about white people

I am not a cracker i am a saltine american

by Brandi m dukes November 5, 2017

Saltined

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"

by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009

salunting

performing oral sex on a woman while fingering her and also sticking a dildo in there for good measure
a third person may be necessary

this bus is almost as crowded as my wife's vagina after I gave her a good salunting last night

by astrolobos February 11, 2015

saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.

Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.

by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016