Salamandareous

Full of Salamanders

I am Salamandareous

by urbandan11 November 25, 2019

Commander Salamander

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown

girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner

by mmm February 22, 2005

South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

vagina salamander

a person who tries to get in the pants of girls who are awake and sober, but the girls do not like the person.

"Becky, beware that ron guy is a Total Vagina Salamander!"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

Sioux City Salamander

The act of inserting your fully erect penis into the collective vagina of two scissoring women.

I am tired, the Sioux City Salamander I found myself in the middle of last night really wore me out.

by Forgetmeplease November 4, 2015

nefi salamander

A weird kid and a weaboooooooo. he watches **** and loves it. He is a fortnite tryhard and cries in his room

Wow, your such a Nefi Salamander, such as WEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRYHARD

by ducki_momo March 25, 2019

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by naked monke April 17, 2021