Shaloming

noun - Shalom
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,

When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?

Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.

"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"

"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"

by madras messiah May 24, 2016

Salmoning

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

by Phantumps December 6, 2016

saloing

The act of thinking it’s should be harder.

Salo: Yo that is shit is V12.

Peers: Hehe, more like soft 8. Stop saloing Salo

by BFYF October 4, 2017

Sandoring

The act of being a sandora , a viscous behaviour that hurts other people

I was afraid of Sara !! She was sandoring

by Moad86952 May 11, 2018

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023