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Salade Nicoise

Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.

Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*

Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....

Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.

Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
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Sladgen

Sladgens are very knowledgeable and cool people, Sladgen is a rare name to come across and is obviously better than your own name. Sladgen's are usually into video games, they all pull the hottest girls when they are young, but settle for the love of their life when they grow up. They are all also usually quite attractive when they are young and lose their attractiveness when they become a teenager. Other than that you should try to pull one. ELLO. (usually pronounced slay-jen) or (slad-jen) also has really cool abbreviations such as (slade) (slay) (sledge) and (sledgehammer) also if your his chick you called also say (slayge, pronounced slay and G)
"That Sladgen guy is so hot to me" (Isabella)
"My dad is 6ft under ground" Keegan
by That one cool G August 21, 2023
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Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.
Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...
by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016
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Tadder Salade

Its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. Its, a southern thing.
People call me,' Tadder Salade '.
by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017
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la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
by Eating out69 April 19, 2025
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