Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

swagmaster69696969696

a super cool guy that can niple twist and explode stuff,hes friend is chris
made by smg4

swagmaster69696969696:hey chris
chris:what?
swagmaster69696969696:ur mom gay lol

by ninja_dogeboi May 7, 2019

swagmaster3000

To be the Swaggiest person in the world to the point it’s a machine grade of swagginess

Sup guys, names swagmaster3000 and i’m just too swaggy for y’all. yurr

by xochrxsxx April 27, 2020

Samster king

A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg

A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king

by Cake_taster September 11, 2021

Sarcaster

One who is a connoisseur of sarcasm

Wow braddifer is such a sarcaster, it's beautiful.

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023

hop on swagmasters

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of video games.

“Hey man, wanna hop on Swagmasters us later?”
“Sure, I just have to wait until I get back home goes to sleep”

by swagmaster pro June 18, 2021