Sabre Tooth Tiger

A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.

Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.

by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011

Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011

Sabre Tooth Tiger

An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.

Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!

by mrbearsh May 30, 2009

Sabre' Tooth Tiger

When a man is either sexually active, dating, or married to a woman 20 plus years his senior.

Instead of a 30 year old man dating a cougar who is 44 years old. A 30 year old man dating a sabre' tooth tiger who is fifty five.

by lesshizzle June 4, 2011

sabre-punk

A lawless subculture of an oppressive society dominated by islam.

In a sabre-punk society getting stoned has nothing to do with marijuana.

by AnonDoxy January 23, 2019

sabre dick

A penis which has a distinctive curve back towards the navel of its owner. Any name for an erection can be substituted for dick, the sabre part is what defines it.

Jenny “I love to fuck guys with a sabre dick - I know it’ll hit my G-spot in missionary.”

by TiçãoSabreDick August 5, 2020

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009