sympathy cold

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.

Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.

by AYYFRON April 1, 2011

Furry Sympathizer

Somebody who is not a furry, but tolerates them for what they are. They strictly believe that furries do not practice real beastality, and acknowledge that they are human beings.

Usually just referred to as "fur sympathizers", they accompany furries in debates against furry haters.

"omg ur a furry?"
"No, I am a fur sympathizer."
* Fur sympathizer was kicked by random furry hater

by Anonymous Fur Sympathizer March 5, 2005

false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.

"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."

by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010

sympathy poop

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.

You're making me have a sympathy poop

by Winifred george July 5, 2015

symparrhea

When you make fun of your buddy who is preparing for a colonoscopy and you wake up the morning of their procedure with the runs.

I shouldn't have taunted John about his upcoming colonoscopy. I woke up this morning with symparrhea.

by Punishark November 9, 2018

sympathy snap

When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.

Person 1- “Did he just give you and kiley his snap”
Person 2- “Yeah but i just got a sympathy snap”

by boomclap.com February 8, 2020