Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.

" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Openwater Swimmer

Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.

Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994

by Cyclonetrading July 13, 2021

swimmerseye

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.

After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.

by jpg3 December 27, 2010

Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

Swimmer's trance

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.

Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.

by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007

strong swimmer

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a strong swimmer".

by Georjome March 22, 2008