On The Swans

When you're too hungover or tired to do anything from self inflicted actions. There are three stages to being "On The Swans" Offline: You're bedridden from a severe hangover. Off the grid: Your friends are unsure of your location for multiple hours. Off the charts: You are unseen or heard from for multiple days due to a hangover

I drank way to much last night I'm definitely On The Swans.
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans

by The Ruffles October 3, 2022

On some Swango Shit

Walking around Dimly let urban areas with no people listening to dark music and detaching from shit at 3am

Man fuck going to club I’m on Some Swango Shit

by SwangoRap March 31, 2026

my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday.

My awesomeness is really awesome just like a duck's awesomeness on tuesday

James told Donna my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. Donna asked what that meant?!!! He said his awesomeness was really awesome, just like a ducks awesomeness on a Tuesday- James likes Tuesdays. Tuesdays are good.

by The dimdam November 5, 2013

swank face, on a penthouse body

a girl that has a good looking body, like it could be in penthouse magazine, but something has her face looking like she is from the trailer park which only qualifies her for swank magazine. She has the perfect form for taking a cup of throat yogurt.

L: Check out that bitch.
T: Yeah but look at her face.
L: Oh Shit.
T: Yeah thats a swank face, on a penthouse body.

by T Y February 7, 2007

Riding a river of game on a boat of swag

when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex

Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.

by Rye324 April 28, 2011

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022