Sausage Swallower

Another way to call someone a fag. It's Like telling them they suck dick.

"Man, get the fuck up off me, you Sausage Swallower"

by Sloppy Sucka February 18, 2004

Swallower

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. After the male partner comes in theoe mouth the cock sucker proceeds to swallow the cum. Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as painters or spitter} usually become swallowers after a few beatings from their "boyfriends".

Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as a painter or spitter usually become a swallower after a being caulked a few times or getting an ass whooping from their "boyfriends."

by slicksal November 4, 2006

look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.

1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary

by a very tired student September 24, 2018

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008

Swalloween

Holiday that comes once a year on October 31 that is celebrated by a woman performing oral sex on her partner until completion.

Most people celebrate Halloween on October 31, but in my house it's called Swalloween and I enjoy the day more than I would by eating some candy!

by Holdin Macgroin January 20, 2009

should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy

Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed

by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008