Substitute swear word 

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.

Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell

Substitute swear word by Duraiken December 2, 2010

Substitute Driver 

A school bus driver different from your usual one. Commonly not very good at their job, or with no idea how to use the GPS.

"this substitute driver is completely inept"

Substitute Driver by Beholderface September 26, 2017

meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.

Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"

meat substitute by Bubza101 December 11, 2017

Subbitude

Subbitude is a word describing sub standard attitudes that some people demonstrate as part of their personality. It is a negative attitude, bordering on aggressiveness and disregard for other peoples value as human beings. It can be demonstrated by all 3 genders; males, females and gays are equally likely to have this attitude.

"Misogynist has only been here for three months and already there's a noticeable change in attitude - sub-standard attitudes and spitefulness are spreading - 'subbitudes' are taking over."

Extract from "Misogynist" in "Stories that shock" by Tianne Waters.

Subbitude by Cheryl Bransby December 18, 2010

Suavitude 

Doing something in a very suave way.

This guy can act with such suavitude

Suavitude by PlexPope April 19, 2011

homo substitute 

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.

"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing

homo substitute by Pr3dair October 21, 2010

Substitute

Whether he gets a phone call from his girlfriend, or splinter in his finger, this social athlete calls full time far too early.

"Where is Ben tonight? It's only 10pm"...... "He's gone home to be a substitute. He'd rather be with the ball and chain".

Substitute by TheAthlete November 2, 2014