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squirrel 

A hot girl, or sometime not...that while appearing to be the life of the party is scanning every male (and even females) in the group. This girl will then use her body and many sexual innuendos to entice the victim out of their nuts...so to speak....a.k.a the drugs in their pockets. Tho often times the squirrel need only use her innuendos to obtain the nut...sometimes it is necessary and even pleasurable to the squirrel to up the ante for a biggger nut. Squirrel is a durogatory term, tho most who are labeled with it seem to wear it proudly, and will be seen flaunting tails from other critters...hanging from their sexy asses.
"I think i'm gonna have sex with that squirrel over there"......Damn dude, you sure you wanna split your drugs with that squirrel?.. ..Look at all the squirrels runnin around here.
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Squirrel 

Code word for "gay" men. Squirrels like nuts, so do "gay" men. Squirrels have the bent wrist syndrome, so do some "gay" men.

Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".
Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!

Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.
Squirrel by kozmatic February 18, 2011

squirrel 

to run a round frantically trying to figure out what you set out to do. To talk fast.
Rachel squirrels around the restaurant trying to set up for parties. Rachel is squirreling so fast I can't understand what she is saying.
squirrel by bgolfermoney December 18, 2009

Squirrel 

A rat with a fuzzy tail that lives in trees.
Jon: Wow... Look at that squirrel in that tree!
Ron: What is a squirrel? That is a rat with a fuzzy tail.
Jon: Oh.
Squirrel by T-rump September 19, 2018

Squirrel 

A lady's pubic hair from the age 50+
Gemma's squirrel was getting out of hand, needing a bloody good trim.

Very dry, coarse and grey (much like a grey squirrel's fur/coat).
Squirrel by TheFlyingBadger November 8, 2012

Squirrel 

A "squirrel" is a code name for a hot ass sexy man. It originated from the movie "Up," in which the dog when distracted by sighting a squirrel, yells "squirrel." To use the term properly, when you are with your girls and spot a hot ass sexy man, you bump your girl (or guy) and say squirrel. It should not be mixed up with a non-squirrel.
LaFonda: Squirrel gurrl!
Emonjanique: Gurl that squirrel fine!
Bonequeeta: Oh my lord gurrl.. let's get them digits.
Deshamanequa:Y'all had said squirrel? Where at? Gurl let me get at that.
QuaShawndra: Y'all late. That sexiness is mine.
Squirrel by Erwisha July 10, 2011

Squirrel 

Little fury bastards that mug people in the local park at night and have an obssesion with nuts. Bloody squirrels!
What the? Get out of my trouser leg! Blasted squirrels got my nuts.
Squirrel by Nik P December 28, 2005