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sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
mugGet the sprog logmug.

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm
david, you're such a sprog muncher
by aagg April 9, 2008
mugGet the sprog munchermug.

sprog bog

whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.
The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.
by honkyjoejoe May 31, 2015
mugGet the sprog bogmug.

bog n' sprog

The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.
I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.
by KinksKPW August 13, 2009
mugGet the bog n' sprogmug.

Sprog

verb. To poke, prod, or urge activity from someone who is being idle or otherwise procrastinating.

Originating in the god-game series "Populous" by Peter Molyneux (also creator of the Fable series), wherein you could get idle villagers doing nothing in a house to leave and create a new settlement by "sprogging" them. Potentially related to the once derogatory noun "sprog" in British slang, which means a child. Now often used as a term of endearment.
The term saw more general usage outside gaming among Gen-X gamers and older Millennials for any type of compelled activity.
Jeff has been on his 15 min break for 25 min. I'm going to go sprog him out of the breakroom.

We've got company coming in an hour. I'm going to sprog the sprogs to pick up their shit they've got strewn all over the house.
by anonymous December 6, 2023
mugGet the Sprogmug.

Sprog

a self proclaimed progressive that puts there progressive beliefs through a “filter” resulting in a watered down “filtered” version of a progressive agenda. for example “medicare for all who want it” is a sprog position.

sprog is a combination of the words “sponge” and “prog” (sponges, both the object and the animals are things that filter and change things)
destiny is by far the most annoying fucking sprog there is
by progressivenoa March 9, 2023
mugGet the Sprogmug.

Sprog Bog

is a popular Italian dish consisting of meat sauce served on a bed of spaghetti, often with a good sprinkling of grated Parmigiano cheese. Although Sprog Bog is very popular outside of Italy, it never existed in Bologna.
Child: What is for dinner?
Mother: Sprog Bog
by Captain Feathercunt August 30, 2012
mugGet the Sprog Bogmug.

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