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Spong

You are a spong
by anonymous January 6, 2026
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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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Spong Bob Square Pants

Basicly it is when your having sex with a girl from behind ass or vagina , and you finish she turns around , you wack her in the head with a frozen root beer bottle and while she is uncontious you pour rubbing alcohol in her ass hole
yo that bitch had the clap so i Spong Bob Square Pants her ass.
by Alen Jackson July 20, 2006
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spong bob foam heel

when a person has rather large heels on their shoes, commonly made from foam. On rare occasions it can be made from plastic covered in leather.
Laua: "Sevox has an extremly large spong bob foam heel."

Kerry: "I know its like a fuckin door stop
by kerryann fisher June 14, 2008
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spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017
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Sping spong

Created by Kamstamizer, sping spong is a phrase used to insult one's intelligence to an extreme degree (putting them on the same level as a mentally retarded individual)
Stfu Ben you absolute sping spong
by Kamstamizer November 23, 2019
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Neil Spong

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.
Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.
by SideAirBag May 17, 2011
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