The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in

I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs

by Surprise giver March 23, 2021

spikey

horny but it doesn't sound like something your creepy uncle would use

"dude i woke up so spikey"

by pinkledlightsig July 17, 2025

spikey pickle

A spikey pickle is the definition of a person that is dangerously horny.

-John is such a spikey pickle...
-You're right, be sure you're not alone with him!

by stefan3B June 14, 2023

Spikey

A gay furry weirdo with zero self esteem

“Hey Spikey, I got you a new vibrator”

by Spikeywuff July 5, 2021