The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in

I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs

by Surprise giver March 23, 2021

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020

spikey pickle

A spikey pickle is the definition of a person that is dangerously horny.

-John is such a spikey pickle...
-You're right, be sure you're not alone with him!

by stefan3B June 14, 2023

spikey

horny but it doesn't sound like something your creepy uncle would use

"dude i woke up so spikey"

by pinkledlightsig July 17, 2025