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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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sexiest man alive

A phrase made only for Orlando Bloom. Girls love him, guys hate him.
Eye candy
by Man is he Hot! August 4, 2004
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sexiesterifed

Someone who is way more than just sexy. Also a good way to win if your having a fit on who is sexier.
"I'm sexy"
"No, I'm sexier"
"Yeah, well I'm sexiesterifed"
by Cheyenne September 30, 2004
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sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?
um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!
by Sam April 11, 2004
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The Sexiest Devotchka

A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):

1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California

Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)

Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.

Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)

You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!
by highmeh March 28, 2005
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the sexiest bitch

abbie mi hermana is the sexiest bitch ever and i love her so much and we will be soul sistas forever

adam is sexy too
abbie is THE SEXIEST BITCH.

or

*adam* is the SEXIEST BITCH.
by the sexy #2 May 9, 2005
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smexist

Descrimination based on a person's smex.

Thinking that the smell of a certain sex is superior.
Guy 1: Girls always smell better than guys.
Guy 2: Thats smexist!
by tehsmexy December 29, 2004
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