smacking off

The art of brutally masturbating everywhere you possibly can.

yo my mom just caught me smacking off it was awesome.

by ismackoff May 26, 2014

smacking meat

to slap the skin on the back of a persons neck comonly called neck meat.

antiono: shit boi you just got your meat smacked.

jared: meat!

tim: stop

mrs. robertson: The next person i catch smacking meat gets a detention, and try to explain that to the principal.

by brandon hunter February 13, 2009

smacking toboggan

Originally meaning masturbation, though more recently used to describe any sort of activity, scandalous or not.

I caught my little brother smacking toboggan!

"What up mang?"
"Not much broseph, just smacking toboggan."

The band Senses Fail released their Let It Enfold You album with a bonus disc which included a short history and compilation of their early years, "smacking toboggan" is referenced there.

by rburd208 March 15, 2009

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Smacking your palms

The act of using one closed fist to pound or smack the other palm. The smacking occurs in a fast, frequent, and hard motion, in such a way that a redness forms on the receiving palm. When the smacking is finish a painful but fulfilling feeling should occur throughout the body.

Subject 1: "What are you smacking your palms?"
Subject 2: "So they get red"
Subject 1: "Why would you want them to get red?"
Subject 2: "Cause it hurts!"

by Matt Crosson May 29, 2008

smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010

smacking pen

beating off (also pen smacking)

I rented some porn and started smacking pen.

by Sean April 10, 2004