splife

A doobie containing both Marijuana and Tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.

"Oh man I could kill for splife right about now."

by Banana Boy September 25, 2005

Skife

A type of steak knife used to kill zombies during the rapture.
steak+knife=Skife

Dude, I have my skife ready for when the zombies attack.

by Alyssatahlialeah December 11, 2011

slifed

past tense, a fun way of saying 'he ate it!" a big crash, another word of an explosion

he slifed it! oh, dang!

by stef August 27, 2004

Shlife

a shitty life, mostly used by pot heads, burn outs, junkies, and small town kids.

- Man i hate my shlife!
-One mans shlife is another mans.....shlife
-How's your shlife going ?
- Once a shlife, ALWAYS a shlife.
- i preach shlife to the young junkies!
- shlife, shlife, shlife.....and.......more shlife...

by Mikeytwofingers October 28, 2010

skwifey

a skanky wifey, a loose wife. a wife who likes to be a little skanky

my skwifey looks hot in that dress. I love my skwifey, and so do all my friends.

by boobz1lla999 May 14, 2011

shlifeguard

A lifeguard that is Red Cross certified, but is extremely unqualified and incapable of saving someone's life.

Jeff said she entered the water to save an active drowner instead of throwing the throw cushion. What a shlifeguard!

by remmd September 1, 2017

Sliferoth

An unforgiving word that no man shall use.

You are a sliferoth. Begone sliferoth. Why are you so fucking sliferoth

by Swelmatha March 3, 2018