Skaife

One who cannot pronounce thier "R's". Instead they sound like "W's". Also seems to have ADHD and sniffin'. Smells like B-dissy (Booty, dick, and the pussy). Don't sit on his lucky sock cause you might get pregnant or the AIDS Eye.

"Cwack Wock is fow suckas' and Skaifes."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Skaife Wannabe

A term used in Australia to describe those teenage hoons who cruise the streets in their commodores / falcons who think that they are "fully sick".

The term "Skaife" coming form the V8 super car driver Mark Skaife. The term "wannabe" coming from try-hard.
So it's really Skaife + Wannabe.
A "Mark Skaife Tryhard".

How to identify Skaife Wannabes:
* Driving (usually) a Commodore / Falcon (one that P Platers can afford)
* 'P' Plates up
* HSV / FPV Body Kit
* Loud stereo up full bore
* Playing bogan metal or 'doof-doof-doof' music
* Thinking that they can drive like V8 supercar driver
Personally:
* Hat backwards
* shirt off
-If no shirt is present it will most likely be a Holden or Ford racing shirt.
* Sunglasses on
* One hand on wheel
* Arm out window
* Stares at everything as they go by

See also: the Term "Bogan"

Oh my god, did you see that commodore there?!
Yeah, what a Skaife Wannabe!

by SamwiseB_193 October 23, 2005

Mark Skaife

A Kik Ass Holden V8Supercar Driver from Australia. His nickname is Skaifey. V8supercars is a major sport in Australia. Its were approximately 35 drivers meet 13 times (rounds) a year to compete for the v8supercar championship. Every round consists of anywhere from 1 to 3 races. The driver who places the highest in the races, becomes the round winner. The driver who wins the most rounds becomes Championship Winner. Mark Skaife has won this championship numerous times. The only cars allowed to be used for this championship are Holdens and Fords. They have a V8 engine in them, which the teams are allowed to modify for greater performance

Mark skaife kicked ass on the weekend!!!

by NOYFB June 11, 2006

swaife

A small penis found in the North of the UK

I hear most Swaifes are actually inverted when you get over the Grampians

by Norman Street Titan August 14, 2018

skafie

an Afrikaans word meaning the segment of an orange, Clementine or tangerine able to come apart without juice squirting everywhere

pronounced ( s.kay.fie)

hey Megan give me a skafie!

by laliepoppers17 April 23, 2008

Skaine

the art of picking up chicks in town.

To skaine is the male equivalant of "being slutty"

A much nicer name for a man whore or sleaze

guy 1: "How did u manage to score that sexy blondey bro?"

Guy 2: "i got really skainey on her bro"

by soilderlysquid March 6, 2010

Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012