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Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?
Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?
by anonymous April 22, 2021
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The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.
And finally, a fat fucking cock
And finally, a fat fucking cock
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They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
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Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
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Get the dirk simon mug.When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
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