Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.
by silkymama April 18, 2010
Get the Silky Mamamug. The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.
Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007
Get the Silky Johnsonmug. Imagine you see a hockey player with soft hands who can dangle the puck like only the greats. You might say he has sweet hands...or "silky mitts". Now, you can use this phrase, which clearly describes something good, for ANYTHING that's good. Please see examples
Dude, this pizza is out of control good. It's silky mitts bro.
That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.
How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!
I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
That girl is so cute. She's silky mitts hundo P.
How did that exam go?...Silky mitts dude, no worries!
I'm having such a silky night at this raging clubbb.
by jerrapin February 19, 2011
Get the Silky Mittsmug. A "silky" mom is defined as a "modern mother" who is into using advances in science, medicine, and technology to aid her in her parenting.
Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.
Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.
by Slappeter5 July 17, 2021
Get the Silky Mommug. by mattty_t_704 February 13, 2010
Get the Silky Maymug. A term for mothers on forums who advocate child neglect such as CIO. They generally do no research on their own and follow the leader like a herd of sheep.
I let my son CIO after I gave him a bottle of processed milk with harmful chemicals because I am silky.
by Crunchy Mama April 20, 2010
Get the silkymug. "My uncle had a business; films, called 'silky films.' They catered to the art crowd. French babes, soft focus, lots of sheer curtains. Classy stuff."
-- Benny, "Tromeo and Juliet"
-- Benny, "Tromeo and Juliet"
by The Logical Fallacy June 14, 2017
Get the silky filmsmug.