Shamfail

A Shamwow Fake

I went to the As Seen on TV store and I bought a Shamfail.

by Daily Dues August 2, 2009

stmfg

(i) swear to mother fucking god

person 1- ur ugly
person 2- I stmfg if you don't shut up

by 098765432123456789009876543212 September 30, 2018

Shtuff

Items/things associated with a psychedelic experience.
Paraphernalia, artwork, or mind altering substances that trigger hallucinations or intensive introspective thought (as in tripping on LSD).

1. Dude, I told you guys earlier that I have to work late tonight, and to wait for me! Fuck, you guys already take the shtuff?

2. I mean this is an intense trip. Just earlier I was noticing trails and the walls were breathing... but now? I am feeling all types of shtuffs!

by Blah Blah Blah, Sr. October 26, 2020

shtuf

It’s a mix of sh*t and stuff

“Can you help me pick up my shtuf from my apartment building later?”

by Thehairologist May 12, 2021

shtfp

It’s the abbreviation of shut the fuck up

Jack: Yo John!
John: shtfp Jack

by Eryl98 November 30, 2021

shamfucker

The most annoying person who is eccentric and arrogant.

You are a shamfucker

by BabbleBoy February 22, 2023

shtfkp

Shut the Fuck up. Just a faster, and shorter way of saying it, simple.

Why don't you shtfkp

by Cadman1981 January 20, 2007