Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

The Shit-2

(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)

Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕

by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020

Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.

“Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”

by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

shiey

A person with big testicles that jumps between moving train carriages and walks on top of radio towers like cheese. A man without fear

-Hey, look at that man climbing the transmission tower without any safety gear!
-Yeah that's a shiey right there

by Kvassman March 11, 2019

Rock and Roll Shit

Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.

oooooooo that was a rock and roll shit there, fabulous!

by jackjackjackjackjackjack March 26, 2011

Won't be shit

Term
Past tense - Wouldn't be shit

Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed

Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit

-Salty teacher : "haha you so dumb, you won't be shit!"

-ggGuy : "Ok boomer"

by TF'ingBoiHimself July 16, 2020

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022