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Shituation 

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
Shituation by jayksroom March 7, 2015

Shituation 

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."
Shituation by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010

Shituation 

Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
Shituation by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016

shituation 

when a situation is shit
shit man that is a shituation !
shituation by lauren charm September 28, 2010

shituation 

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.
In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!
shituation by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011

Shituation 

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail
Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation
Shituation by JRH2286 July 30, 2009