shit, man

the intense sadness when you find out that you have no e-mail.

Why so blue?
I did not get any e-mail.
Shit, man!

by Reagan Santmyer July 31, 2006

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.

Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

by KnightofNerdom September 24, 2019

MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022

Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.

1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.

by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021

shit-mane

Completely benign space filler, usually spoken before an actual response has been formulated by the coonversationalist.

Subject A: "Wattsup yo?"
Subject B: "Shit-mane.. notta damn thing."

by leeric October 4, 2004

shit mane

Sorta like saying "shit, man," but not quite.

"I was being chased by 2 CIA/FBI/black suit fuckers with guns around my house while an old lady watched from my basement stairs. . . . Trippy shit mane."

Yung Jakes' datamosh (on youtube) lyrics:
"im so iced out. i'm so coooool.
look what i can do with this picture from google
im the shit mane. im so hot
im with 2 bitches. now im not."

by 99gypsies September 23, 2011

Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.

To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.

by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011