When a girl is on all fours on the edge of the bed with her shins half on and half off. The guy is lying under her holding on to the shins eating Kale from out of her vagina, giving him a green smile and green bits on his teeth.

Person 1: Hey mate you've got something green in your teeth
Person 2: oh yeah thanks for that, i just gave Andrea the best Shaniqua

Shaniqua by Gina Minelli August 12, 2021

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Shaniqua

A smart, beautiful, funny black woman who is often stereotyped because of her name! Get to know a Shaniqua, she will change your life!

I judged Shaniqua wrong, the stereotype is wrong.

Shaniqua by anonymous November 24, 2021

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Shaniqua

Shaniqua Listerine "minty fresh" Jackson is quite possible one of the most influential men of our time. He grew up in the Bel-Air Ghetto and invented many things including the ghetto stop (stopping abruptly and making a screeching noise), The Hoodrat Hustle (a style of fighting that consists of made up move that you come up with as you go.) and also helped discover the 1-2 method of river rafting along with the Famous Raft Admiral Captain Singrey. (Captain Singrey's ship was later named after Mr. Jackson). Shaniqua Jckson is in no way related to Chief Shaniqua of the Fushi Ukulele-ists of Central Kenya (Or the Chief of F.U.C.K. as he's usually referred to) Minty Fresh has been referred to as "Ghetto Fabulous"

I'm gonna Ghetto-stop like Shaniqua!

Shaniqua by Svallbok Svenson August 24, 2009

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