Seamage

The seam of ones ballsack.

Wow, John what nice seamage you have.

by Peaches100 July 5, 2021

Seaman's Jabber

Normally associated with people named James (added bonus if their surnames represent 'A sex workers Syrup')

A man who talks about any subject mostly fishing but continues like a hyperactive squirrel...

"James is off again with his Seaman's Jabber, the f**King crazy squirrel"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

seaman

one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.

did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy

by turtle boy February 14, 2007

Seama

1) a city in new mexico

2) a person (usually female) that understands urban cultures especially the hispanic urban culture

3) there is only one seama best believe

1) I am going to stay in Seama this summer for vacation

2) You hear how she talk? She seama.

by ullneverguess23 May 20, 2009

seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009

Ordinary Seaman

Entry level deck department position aboard a Merchant Ship of the United States. After 365 days seatime, an O.S. can test for advancement to Able Bodied Seaman.

The Ordinary Seaman usually chips paint and rust, paints, splices and repairs lines, and assists (somewhat) in cargo operations and especially mooring/unmooring of the vessel.

The Captain of the ship started as an Ordinary Seaman on deck, and worked his way up the hawsepipe.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007